Holy fcuk-outta-here Batman it’s time for the 2009 Criminal Slang Awards! Not to be outdone by the Webbies, the Peoples Choice or Clio awards – the 2009 Criminal Slang Awards have an awesome award show planned for the turn of the year.
Today, we announce the following categories.
Best use of previously released music from the Stones Throw camp
VJ of the year
DMV Artist of the Year (Not Named Wale)
Best ‘I’m going out & taking the Internets with me’
Streetwear Design Fail of the Year
Hashtag of the Year
626 Record of the Year
Musician most likely to receive your girlfriend’s panties & mobile # while on tour
Best MSFW (maybe safe for work) Mammary-Driven Blog
Carry on Tradition of Excellence in Sport
Best new emcee/producer duo record since Pete Rock/CL, Premier/Guru, Dre/Snoop – which invariably raises the pressure to perform.
Weapon of the Year
“I’m back with a new album bitches, maybe you should take this year off”
Creepiest B&W music video moment
Best sequel record by a female performer
Cockblock of the Year
Maybe I should have used Fedex?
LA Mixtape of the Year
Prepared to do a deluxe double-disc diss album with viral video to get a 16 bar response at least
Pussy that will turn you presto-crazy
Best weed-smoke anthem
Peanut Gallery