The 2007 Criminal Slang Awards (Pt. 1)

*Please note that The Academy’s Decisions are final, unless of course the winners have used or supplied performance enhancing drugs.
Best Re-Working of Songs That You May Or Not Have Heard of Before But Now Like Because of Said Re-Working
Mark Ronson -Version

Best Clusterfuck of Career/Personal Moves
Britney Spears
The “Just In Case You Thought That I Could Salvage [...]

*Please note that The Academy’s Decisions are final, unless of course the winners have used or supplied performance enhancing drugs.

Best Re-Working of Songs That You May Or Not Have Heard of Before But Now Like Because of Said Re-Working

Mark Ronson -Version

Best Clusterfuck of Career/Personal Moves

Britney Spears

The “Just In Case You Thought That I Could Salvage the Family Rep” Award

Jamie-Lynn Spears (Pregnant at 16)

Best You-Tube Series Created With Microsoft Paint

Dipset: The Movie 1-7, Bonus Water Scene, Where’s Cam’ron Pt 1&2 (group award)

Best Quick Mixtape Series

Heartfood Presents…

Most NSFW Videos From an EP

Spank Rock & Benny Blanco -Banger’s & Cash

Best Resurgence of a Malt Liquor Brand Into Popular Culture

Colt 45

Best Beef You Could Care Less about

Aaron LaCrate vs Diplo

Best Beef That You Cared a Little Too Much About

Jim Jones vs Tru Life

Narcotic of the Year

Cocaine

The Say-It-Ain’t So Award

Jessica Alba (Herpes)

One Comment

  1. flashpoint grafix said this January 6, 2008 | Permalink

    Best Beef You Could Care Less about: Aaron LaCrate vs Diplo

    HA!

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