The Criminal Collection: Free Paris

“Paris Hilton”
After serving less than 1/9th of her jail sentence, the new la bella mafia, Paris Hilton was reassigned to home probation due to, “medical reasons” (apparently it’s really that difficult to administer a Valtrex prescription in lockup). Paris will be outfitted with a stylish ankle bracelet -instantly making monitoring devices the hottest accessory on [...]

“Paris Hilton”

After serving less than 1/9th of her jail sentence, the new la bella mafia, Paris Hilton was reassigned to home probation due to, “medical reasons” (apparently it’s really that difficult to administer a Valtrex prescription in lockup). Paris will be outfitted with a stylish ankle bracelet -instantly making monitoring devices the hottest accessory on the market.

Hold ya head P! You’ll have plenty of time to enter the upcoming Criminal Slang Contest!

*Update 06-08-09

In what can only be described as a seemingly unprecedented move, Paris Whitney Hilton was dragged back to jail in tears today to serve her ENTIRE 45 day sentence. For some odd reason, there was backlash around the nation in regard to her transfer to house arrest.

It turns out the wealthy are, get this, subject to the same laws as the less wealthy. Go figure…

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